DFT

Dick Fucking Titties

Ricardo: "Dude, check out the DFT's on Becky."
Dewey: "Damn, man, I'd totally hit that!"

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DFT

Density Functional Theory (DFT) is a method of electronic structure calculation in which quantities of interest are approximated by considering only functionals of the electron density, rather than functionals of the many-body electron state.

I estimated the ground-state energy of the molecule using DFT with the local density approximation exchange functional because I didn't give. a. FUCK.

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DFT

Discrete Fourier Transform

"Yeah dude, we totally transformed that shit using a DFT"

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DFT

Acronym for "dude, fuck that." Used in place of an unmistakable 'No' or 'No way in Hell.'

Can also be used when something so grotesque or appalling is seen or heard that you want it to stop.

Person 1: Have you been to goatse.cx

Person 2: DFT

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DFT

Acronym for Don't Fucking Test. As in, don't challenge me on this, I got it covered... I know what I am doing and I would crush you in an argument.

Also can be used in front of your name, to remind your friends that you are in control of the situation.

DFT me on hockey. DFTegajdzis

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DFT

Dont Fuckin' Trip

"Cris I wish you'd stop getting big in the post"
"DFT Julius i'm just trying to get the rebound"

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DFT

Donald F****** Trump

"In 2050 we will be staring at our acidic oceans and nuclear warzones and thanking DFT , the 45th President of the USA"

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