Dick's Award

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

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