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A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard
Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker
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when oneself send a rather nude photo of thys penis
dick attack:
Messages:
Samantha jo : hey
jacob
jacob: hi Samuel
: *sends peepee*
A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!
Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
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When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack
"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"
"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"
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A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".
Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"