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Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.
Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.
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what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
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Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.
Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.
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When a man has not showered and dick tastes like beer.
Bryce did not shower and now has a beer dick.
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This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
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Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.
Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"
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