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Definition 1. a name designated for those who put bumper stickers on their car which state, "Your God is dead? Try Mine. Hes Alive"
Definition 2. A person who puts overly religious bumper stickers on their car.
Look at that ignorant dick box!!!!
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Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."
a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."
1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.
a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.
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a vagina
Nichole went down on me last night and then I ate out the flavored dick box.
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shut the fuck up but in a nicer way that wont get you in trouble
Arelene: Hi jon how are you
Jon: yo Oh My fucking goodness shut your dick box!!!!!!
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What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.
Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
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A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.
Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!
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