Dick Bruise

a Bruise Formed On a Womans Body After being Slapped By a Man Penis

Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"

Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"

Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"

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Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised