Dick Chest

Noun: usually a male: one who allows his peers to manscape his chest hair into penis like formations, showers in the ocean, and tans like a ginger infant.

Dick Chest came storming through the beach house pissed off because he took a shower and were not even leaving. This is horse shit

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chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.

sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.