Dick cheese, but with blood in it
I thought my dick stunk, then I realised that I had dick chilli
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When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.
Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.
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Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.
They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.