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When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.
I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
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A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.
I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!
When you go on Omegle and you see a dick and you hit skip.
This guy was stroking his dick on Omegle so i dick clicked him.
A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.
I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!
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Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
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When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.
I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.
a) A close group of straight guy friends. Makes it hard for a girl to approach guy that is in one.
b) A group of gay guys that are really close but are just friends
Jennifer: Did you talk to Stephen?
Michelle: No, I coulnd't! He was with his dick click as usual.
Jennifer: omg wtf
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