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Dickfish

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

by Seth G. June 17, 2017

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Dickfish

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.

Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"

by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021


Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.

A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.

by Karthief July 28, 2011

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Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.

Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.

by legendaryaura February 27, 2020

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Dickfish

A girl who pretends to be a guy with a dick but really has a pussy

Omg, I thought I was talking to a guy but they turned out to be a girl! What a dickfish!

by Halvoc August 3, 2017

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Dickfished

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

by Marco the Great October 25, 2013


dickfish

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.

"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."

by King Festus December 4, 2005

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