Dick Furnace

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. Can only be treated by coming into contact with Vagina Ocean or Fire Extinguisher Ass.

synonyms: flaming cock, fire penis, steamballs, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: vagina ocean, waterfall cunt, ice twat, turkey

Guy 1: Dude, today my dick furnace flared up so bad, my dick started shooting fire and now I have a hole in my pants.

Guy 2: Well, I heard there are some girls at BH with Vagina Ocean. Maybe you should go fuck one of them. Be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you're at it.

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