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A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'
2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'
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Guys(Dick) putting their foot(Hammer) down when it comes to girls.
girl: Who's underwear are these!? there not mine.
guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?
girl:*scared* nevermind
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1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.
Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.
Or:
Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper
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Hammer Dicking
หhah-mur dik-eeng/
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The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.
"Cat visited Jeff for a nice round of Hammer Dicking, but in the process was knocked unconscious."
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When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.
Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.
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