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Dick Jesus- Dick Game so good, females drop to their knees like Mary Magdeline at the cross.
My home girl got mad because her friend calls me “Dick Jesus.”
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A man who believes his penis is God's gift to the world, but he does not know how to use it properly. A man who does not know how to please women sexually.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
Monica: "I heard you got lucky with Trevor last night!"
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
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A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices
He is such a limp dick Jesus
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When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.
My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus
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Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments
Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache
Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
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Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.
"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."
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An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.
Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."
Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"
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