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The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.
Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."
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when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.
"stop cheating dick johnson. "
- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy
Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.
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a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
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A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
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The best name for a male person possible.
Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
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