dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

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Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.