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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

by David Williams September 2, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 22, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 5, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick mitten

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017