something really annoying to do and/or painful
Dang man! Splitting this bill between 28 people is gonna be a dick pain to do
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The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
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