When your shoulder.becomes a convenient shelf for strangers' genitals on public transportation.
My dick parrot is 2 seconds away from cawing "Polly want a blow job"
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A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.
Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.
When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.
“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”