Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

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roman sucks dick at cup pong

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

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