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A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night
The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town
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Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".
Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?
Wayne: Yeah?
Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.
Wayne: Dick move santa
The biggest present your children will ever get
Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick
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A shot of rumplemintz
I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.