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Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies
that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy
where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
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