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The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth
The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other
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When you bend ur bitches back to the point her belly button can touch the bed but her ass still in the air and you put ur dick in her pussy while standing and doing squats . (Use ur dick like a shovel)
Omg JakeDuk shovel dick’d the fuck out my pussy last night . My back is still bent.
"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."
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When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!
Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks
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When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.
Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.
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The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck
The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.
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