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I shouldn't really have to define this but the other definitions were trash.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.

Joe: Man I'm so huge! I'm 11 inches!
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.

by Mr6inches August 28, 2009

345πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


diluc's dick size

something very very tall/ big.

oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!

by dickluc July 7, 2021

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dick Size Chart

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

36πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


jacobs dick size

Small... ain't nothing there

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"

by Hiiii1-10 December 27, 2016

27πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"

by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

by JenJen November 11, 2003

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


nelson dick size

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch

How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster

by Yay a yay May 8, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž