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A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.
He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.
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verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.
Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!
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Navy slang term for the medical corpsman, or doctor.
Well, I'm off to the Dick Smith for a check-up
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Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
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To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.
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To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
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"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."