Dick Snare

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.

“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”

dick snare

a mini-snare drum that has been made with the intent of playing it with your dick

Greg: Hey Rudy, what is that killer beat your playing?
Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.

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