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The process of blowing your load into a tissue.
"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
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sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
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ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
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1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.
2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck
2)Stop being such dick sneeze
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When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.
Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.
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this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing
(guy getting a blowjob)
guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"
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