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When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
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1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.
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A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
I got drunk and fucked some fat bitch now I got stomp dick.
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Same as dick riding but the target instead is someone you hate
Damn do They love dick stomping youtuber45 for some reason
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.