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A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.
See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.
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swagging your dick side to side in front of your significant other to attract sexual attention
As i walked into the bathroom i did a little dick swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower....
1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.
2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."
2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
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The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.
That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!
Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.
Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.
What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.
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When a guy has extreme attitude and confidence with women, even to the point of thinking it's ok to ask them for money. Being jobless, ignorant, ugly or stupid does not phase him, because in his mind, having a big dick (or acting like he has one) is all he needs to have women want him.
He's such a loser! If it wasn't for his Big Dick Swagger, he'd never get any women to pay any attention to him.
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