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When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.
Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.
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A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.
"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
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The act of figuring out how many dicks one can fit into a certain size and shape of mouth.
I wonder how many dicks Miranda can fit into her mouth. Just tetris dick them in there
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