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A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.
He walked in like he owned the place and started ordering people around. What a dick tip.
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A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Ryan won $50 from Steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips.
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the best part of the shaft that you tease him with.put it in your pussy but only the tip.
"tease me with the tip, the dick tip"
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The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
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A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Ryan won fifty dollars from steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips
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poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard
his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious
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When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.
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