dick trail

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.

Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!

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Dick Trail

Typically when an individual has sex with his friend's passed hookups in the order they hooked up.

Bro you slept with the last 3 chicks I banged all in the same order. Quit Dick Trailing me.

Trail Dick

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE

Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”

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Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.

T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."

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