The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
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A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."