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When someone has dick on the mind, they will stop at nothing to get laid regardless of what anyone says to try and stop them.
Yo, Krista had some serious dick vision the other night.
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Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.
Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?
Get me a voddy!
(Dick Vision in progress)
When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.
Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.
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/dik ˈviZHən/
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When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.
"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"