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An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.
Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.
When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
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The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.
John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".
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The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."