The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.
"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."
The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.
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Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it
When sheβs dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesnβt get bent.
The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."
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When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.
Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"
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The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"
"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).
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A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.
"You're such a dick diving board john."