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that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips
Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha
Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups
dikchip
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Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!
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The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .
Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!
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chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.
man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!
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chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage
Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.
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chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage
Dude I jsut ate those dick chips right out of christian's pants
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A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.
Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"
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