Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.