dick applesauce

Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert

Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!

Mary: I did to I used ur dick

Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl

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Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

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