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-noun. vulgar.
Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby.
DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.
If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."
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This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
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An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
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Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
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a dick the size of a 2 year old.
Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker
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If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.
Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
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