Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

Dick deficiency

Not having enough penis, in length, girth, or frequency of reception.

“Mike just jacked his truck up another 20 inches, he must be really dick deficient.”
“Mike is really cranky today, must be because of a dick deficiency - he either needs a little more himself, or isn’t getting enough.”

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