Where you can find any kind penis.
My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.
When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.
3π 2π
Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
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π³οΈ πβ¨πYOU'RE GAY?π³οΈ πβ¨π
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"