Dick dwarf

A guy with a really small dick.

Guy: My dick is only 3 inches when hard.

Girl: Haha, wow, you're a dick dwarf.

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dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

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Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"