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An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.
Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.
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"I have Dick feet!"
"What the fuck is Dick feet?"
"I don't know, but my feet are dick"
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The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?
No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
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A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
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Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.
"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
chicken dick feet
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