Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
An uncircumcised penis, when fully erect is still hidden in the foreskin.
Babe let me skin back that hoodie dick!
A uncircumcised dick that gets hard and still covered by the foreskin.
Babe let me ride that hoodie dick tonight.