Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis

I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.

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dick mud

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

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eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud