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dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008

63๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick nugget

crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni

dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets

by peeeeeeeenis November 3, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick nugget

when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick

John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad

by mikeeeeeeeeeee June 25, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick nugget

The poop that comes out of the tip of your penis after you get done having anal sex

I totally just squeezed some dick nuggets out of my crank after i got done with that girl.

by earzit November 18, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 2, 2015