Dick on the Floor

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi

Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

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