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dick puree

Dick puree is the drink of a blended penis. Often times, this drink is served chilled. A dash of cinnamon is often used for an enhanced pleasurable sensation. This drink has been claimed by female drinkers to cause an orgasm.

The negative side effect of drinking dick puree is acid reflux...and the loss of a dick.

Dick puree can also refer to an asshole of sorts.

For example, dick puree could refer to a certain roommate who kept me up while screwing some bitch.

by Founder of Dick Puree December 13, 2007

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Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you

Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)

by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022