Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.

You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

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Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

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