Dick tire

The process if putting a air pump into the tip of a penis and then filling it up with air

My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a dick tire last night

Dead Dick Tired

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

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Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

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dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.